Honda Civic Forums banner

1 - 15 of 15 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
184 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
Driving to the office this morning on the M62 motorway, I looked over to
my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per
hour with her face up close to the mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!!

Shocked, I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back
she was still putting on the makeup but drifting halfway into my lane!!

It scared me so much (and this coming from a bloke....) that I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell
into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM
AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette
out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

Bloody Women Drivers!!!!!!!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,092 Posts
lol sounds a bit like me when im driving, i managed to scare my mates gf once by driving down the duel carriageway at 120mph steering with just my knees with a mcdonalds burger in 1 hand and a milkshake in the other. Also i had my chips in between my legs lol
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,092 Posts
yeah its when you got the window open a little as well to let the smoke out and it feels like theres a huricane ripping through the car (no good if its raining as well!)
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
184 Posts
Discussion Starter #9
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
139 Posts
I heard that women drivers one b4!

That other one with the condom!! LOL

Women drivers aint all bad though!! Only ones in BMW's or big 4x4 things!!!!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
370 Posts
yeh i second that they are particulary bad driving tanks aka 4x4s nearly been hit too many times.

funny joke and video :p
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
162 Posts
are u all wantin to dig a hole, u all jus proved women drivers r better, (I drive like a man so I must be a awful driver)
 
1 - 15 of 15 Posts
Top